if-you-follow-there-will-be-cake:
My country is fucking stupid.
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I love it.
If they’re going by the tomato logic then pizza should be a fruit
They can’t even fail correctly
God Bless America
(via fuckyouimjosh)
Could someone tell me again HOW the hell THAT looks like a vegetable?!
i eat so healthily
Only in America…
This would make my biochemical metabolism and nutraceutical profs roll
“mom, can I have a pizza for dindin?” “NO, you should eat more veges.” “Ok, I just ordered Large super supreme.” Nice...